Mathematics

Wer nicht richtig differenzieren kann, kann auch nicht richtig integrieren.

Kaum zu glauben, aber 25 - 55 + 85 + 65 ist tatsächlich gleich 5!

Wife of pi: "He is irrational and he goes on and on."

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.*
*Only a fraction of you will understand this. This joke is highly rational.

An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion.

++++ Mathematikerpaar geschieden: Bruch war in der Summe gesehen das Produkt jahrelanger Differenzen ++++

Wert von x ein für alle Mal auf 5 festgesetzt.

++++ Ausgerechnet im e-π-Zentrum: Erdbeben verwüstet Institut für transzendente Zahlen ++++

++++ log: Student behauptete, die Basis zu kennen. ++++

"Denn es ist eines ausgezeichneten Mannes nicht würdig, wertvolle Stunden wie ein Sklave im Keller der einfachen Berechnungen zu verbringen."
Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz, 1646 - 1716

"Let's cook some MATH in the Matlab, bitch!"

"My PIN is the last four digits of pi."

"97.3% of all statistics are made up."

"I used to be bad at math, but I did a 360 in that."

"Life is complex. It has real and imaginary components."

"Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]."

"The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again."

"Mathematicians don't die. They just lose some of their functions."

" ε < 0"

<Soth> i need something more complex than 2+2
<jadenbane> Soth: 2+2i ?

<tadpoleofdeath> Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?
<tadpoleofdeath> Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

<vortex502> 3*5
<vortex502> oops
<vortex502> thought i had the calculator prog. open

<dftpnkezln> For all of you reporting a score more than 100 as you iq lol @ you.
<dftpnkezln> How can you possibly score more than 100%?
<dftpnkezln> I'm very happy with my score of 89.

<Raxxor> Dann lambda als variable benutzen.
<ex_unix> lambda??
<Raxxor> das half life 2 zeichen.
<ex_unix> sag das doch -.-

If you choose an answer to this question at random what is the chance you will be correct? A) 25% B) 50% C) 60% D) 25%

5 out of 4 people don't understand jokes about fractions.

MATH